The Pope is weird

I help the rich
Criticise the poor
And envy the weak
I add enemies
And minus friends
I'm dedicated to playing
And a naughty at work
I crawl long distances
And use flight to the next door
I snore awake
And talk asleep
I eat water
Chew coffee
And drink bread
I bathe with shoes
And walk places barefooted
Studying at clubs
Drinking beer in classes
Peeing while walking
Meeting friends at war zones
I make out on Iroko trees
Wash in my bedroom
And sleep in tubs
I'm most handsome dressed naked
And look local in my tuxedo
My ears made my four eyes

And I am just normal, or
The Pope is weird.